I can't remember exactly how many $.10 cent wings I would down, at the Inn Between in my college town of Geneseo, NY on Tues. (or was it Thurs.), I do know that if I got 'hot' or 'suicidal', the pitchers of beer were hardly enough to douse the flames of eternal buffalo wing love ... I would down them until it hurt, something like $2.00 worth (20) comes to mind.
Many years later (lets call it shy of 30, wow slash ouch) I'm reticent to discuss the effect that amount of deep fried chicken skin and fat, has on my digestive system. Not because I wouldn't like to, or because I pull punches when talking about the more unsavory aspects of my gastrointestinal tract ... its because I'm going meat-free lately and looking for better options.
I could put this on a piece of tree branch, and chew on. Seriously, wear gloves lest you find yourself gnawing on your own finger, thinking "hmm, this doesn't taste too bad, with some Frank's".
Here's a recipe I found online, for Buffalo Cauliflower "Wings" that came out really good!
Are you ready for some football? Find some celery, and bleu cheese and a friend that likes spice ... and enjoy!
Buffalo Cauliflower Wings
Cauliflower - 1 large head, pieces fairly large (1+ inches)
Milk - 1 cup
Flour - 1/2 cup
Panko Bread Crumbs - 1/4 cup
Garlic powder - 1 tbs
Black pepper - 1 teasp.
Franks Hot sauce and 1 tbs melted butter in a bowl (to toss)
Preheat oven to 425 deg
Cut Cauliflower into large flowerets (1-2")
Combine milk, flour, bread crumbs, garlic powder and pepper in bowl
(note: add milk slowly, and stop when the batter seems about pancake batter consistency, you don't want it too thin. If less than a cup, then that's ok.)
Dredge Cauliflower pieces in batter and place them on a foil-lined cookie sheet (important, it'll stick)
Bake for 18 min. turning once.
Meanwhile, combine butter and Frank's in a large bowl (I melt the butter in microwave)
Coat cauliflower in sauce, and bake 2-3 more minutes to set the sauce (I like it wet, so don't dry them out by baking too long, after tossing in the sauce)
Serve with Blue Cheese dressing (Marie's) and Celery sticks.
I like them wet and glistening with Frank's and Butter, Yum!